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Healthy_Ladder_6198 1 mon.agoA very poor old woman with a small family called a radio station asking for help from God. A non-believer man who was also listening to this radio program decided to tease the woman. He got her address, called his secretary and ordered her to buy a large amount of groceries and take them to the woman. However, he sent it with the following: “When the woman asks who sent the food, tell her it’s from the devil.” When the secretary arrived at the woman’s house the woman was happy and grateful for the food and started putting it inside her small house. The secretary asked, ”Don’t you want to know who sent the food?” The old woman replied, ”No. Say thanks to whoever sent this.I don’t care WHO the person is because when GOD orders, even the devil obeys.”
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(Which one was the wittiest/sharpest -&- add any you remember from a movie/life) 1. The Bus Encounter - A very overweight woman boarded a bus. A passenger joked, "I didn't know this bus was reserved for elephants!" - The woman calmly replied, "No sir, this bus is like Noah's Ark—it carries both elephants and donkeys!" 2. Bernard Shaw vs. Arrogant Author - An arrogant author told George Bernard Shaw, "I'm better than you because you write for money, and I write for honor." - Shaw replied, "You're right—we both seek what we lack." 3. Blind Poet's Retort - A man said to the blind poet Bashar ibn Burd, "God doesn't take away someone's sight without giving something in return. What did He give you?" - Bashar replied, "He gave me the gift of not seeing people like you." 4. Blind Man's Marriage - A blind man married a woman who said, "If you could see my fair skin and beauty, you'd be amazed!" - He replied, "If you were as beautiful as you claim, those who can see wouldn't have left you for me." 5. Al-Mutanabbi's Sharp Reply - Someone tried to insult the poet Al-Mutanabbi, saying, "From a distance, I thought you were a woman." - Al-Mutanabbi responded, "And I thought you were a man." A. The Poisoned Coffee - A very unattractive woman told a man, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee." - He replied, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it B. Churchill vs. Shaw - British Prime Minister Winston Churchill said to George Bernard Shaw, "Looking at you, it seems Britain is facing a food shortage." - Shaw replied, "And looking at you, we know the reason for the shortage!" C. Flirtatious Exchange - A man said to a woman, "You're so beautiful!" - She replied, "I wish I could say the same about you." - He responded, "No worries—lying is an art too!"
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These are just a few of my favorite Nursery rhymes.
Birds. They smell fowl
Disney. They're a lion king
I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine. Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
The police say my friend was disem-voweled. 😔
I don’t know exactly whose they are, but I think they’re Jean’s.
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